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SMILE: A KIKUYU AND AN AMERICAN MAN

Posted by Administrator on February 13, 2012

A Kikuyu and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to Bermuda .

The American man leans over to the Kikuyu and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Kikuyu just wants to take a nap, so He politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American man persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun.

He explains “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.” Again, the Kikuyu politely declines, and tries to get some sleep.

The American man, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $100!”

This catches the Kikuyu’s attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question.

“What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The Kikuyu doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the American.

Now, it’s the Kikuyu’s turn.

He asks the American “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?”

The American looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to his co-workers to no avail. After about another hour, he wakes the Kikuyu and hands him $100.

The Kikuyu politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, shakes the Kikuyu and asks “Well, so what’s the answer?” Without a word, the Kikuyu reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

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20 Responses to “SMILE: A KIKUYU AND AN AMERICAN MAN”

  1. benleem said

    Funny..

  2. Antony githinji said

    Noma

  3. Virgy. said

    Interesting .always Kikuyu is clever n the word means clever than this.

  4. John said

    What a nonsense joke

  5. mlachake said

    create yrs thats funny john,… haters,…. hii ni kali sana

  6. mundia said

    Hii ni ukabila.

  7. lmkamau said

    nimecheka sana…clever

  8. Jecinta said

    A very Tricky game,Ha!ha!ha!

  9. Skinny said

    Nice one.

  10. Obike Rafiki/Mukabi Kimani said

    wakikuyu na pesa. Very funny!

    • penny said

      Its issssss called Intelligent at its Best. Be frank all knuckle heads you would all be kissing the whiite dudes ass, joke or no joke the kik showed the guy RED. Most of you wouldnt even have the capacity to make money out of a Kiddish mzungu!

  11. Jeffrey Mutiso said

    Hahahahaha…..A kikuyu will always respond where money is involved! Keep it up, tell the white man to continue with the game.

  12. kanjogu said

    why do some of you guys always sees everything in tribal perspective…….some of u guys need to grow up, or jst mature up!!

    • Nzeki said

      You need to outgrow that,tribalism, mentality dude and learn to appreciate any sense of humor. When it comes to humor/comedy associated with tribe/race this is perfectly normal, got that Kanjogu Immature?

  13. alishia said

    thats soo funny….kyuks ni kyuks tu

  14. moraa said

    this is really nice.

  15. The humour depitcs Kikkuyus with witty brains who capitalises on the situation to emerge as winners

  16. belindah Gathu said

    lol

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